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rapedbyrapture:

It is your wedding day, you have waited for this moment all of your life. 

The ceremony begins, and  as you watch your bride-to-be begin her walk down the isle, the music begins…

KISS KISS, FALL IN LOVE.  


LITERALLY THIS JUST HAPPENED I'M SCREAMING
  • ME: *SINGING LOUDLY* YO I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT
  • UPSTAIRS NEIGHBOR: SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT SO I CAN GO TO SLEEP
  • This happened to us once:
  • My roommate: WHAT ARE THEY SELLIN'?!
  • Me: CHOCOLATE!
  • My roommate: WHAT?!
  • Me: CHOCOLATE!!!
  • My roommate: WHAT?!!!
  • Person in the next room: CHOCOLAAATTTTTEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

drblaine:

the boobs on game of thrones aren’t even a big deal to me anymore

i’m like oh there’s a boob

hi boob

how are you, boob

how’s the family



Track Title: that dum song firflies with dog and cat instead of person

Artist: Some genius

tyleroakley:

I want this played when I walk down the aisle.


teenwolf:

OFFICIAL TEEN WOLF SEASON 3 TRAILER


tyleroakley: ABORT.

tyleroakley:

ABORT.


granderre:

childrapist666:

batmansbutt:

brolinskeep:

hogwarts-facebook:

Favourite Merthur Moments - (1) The bit where my dirty mind started giggling hysterically at the possible innuendo 

friendly reminder that in this scene arthur was meant to take off his shirt

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CHRIST

they literally put these scenes in to kill fangirls

‘hes ripped like 50 cent’


Memorable Quotes from the Lannister Siblings (Season 1)


drarna:

i know you want to kill hitler, and we’re gonna do that! but it’s my time machine. so first, we go back to ‘96 and see space jam in theaters.



"There are entire blogs dedicated to exposing how terrible of a person I am. It’s great promo. The worst/funniest thing someone has ever said to me as an insult was, “Tyler Oakley’s voice is how comic sans sounds” — that’s beautiful. That’s basically poetic."
— Tyler Oakley on people who hate him.  (via gideoncrumb)

tyleroakley:

Oops.


callmekitto:

internetfeet:

People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t

Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”

And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”

THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS.